Lifestream

• Tonight my son asked why the boy figure skaters dressed like girls. [TheUncoolDad]

  — February 15th via Twitter
• Just got a letter from the bank saying they paid me 35 cents in interest last year and I need to report it on my taxes. [TheUncoolDad]

  — January 23rd via Twitter
• When I take reusable bags to the grocery store I feel superior to the other shoppers. Must be how Prius drivers feel about the rest of us. [TheUncoolDad]

  — January 23rd via Twitter
• RT @DrOz Love the taste of salt? If everyone had just 1/2 tsp less per day, we'd prevent up to *99,000* heart attacks each year. [TheUncoolDad]

  — January 22nd via Twitter
• RT @MikeMacLeod: I'm so tired of #FF. You want me to follow someone? Retweet some of their cool posts. [TheUncoolDad]

  — January 22nd via Twitter
• RT @GQRecommends: Sideburning question http://bit.ly/5w1rR6 - GQ.COM [TheUncoolDad]

  — January 22nd via Twitter
• RT @valetmag: Take Cover: Why every man needs a grown-up umbrella. http://ow.ly/ZfqV [TheUncoolDad]

  — January 22nd via Twitter
• Just pulled off a Double Pits to Chesty! [TheUncoolDad]

  — January 21st via Twitter
• You finally raised my morale. Good work on that. Ha ha. http://bit.ly/5PpnSH [TheUncoolDad]

  — November 22nd via Twitter
• Why Leaves Really Fall Off Trees http://bit.ly/1CBieQ [TheUncoolDad]

  — November 13th via Twitter